Below are the 4 most recent journal entries recorded in Karl-Heinz's LiveJournal:

Monday, August 2nd, 2004
10:26 pm	Story continued Soooo...we are all happy that we've gotten some entertainment for the bachelor for the evening, seeing it as his fiance(or one of her bridesmaids)had done the same. Well, he finds out and completely flips out about it gets all pissed...so we have to cancel the stripper for the bp. We go out to dinner that night to the bride to be's parents home which is a joy in and of itself...having to really be on my best behavior, getting the evil eye from my friend across the room whenever I start to crack a joke, etc.. We take off from there with Jack, the grooms dad in tow. Jack is supper cool, making the BEST bloody mary's I have ever had the pleasure of consuming. So we go to this place called Diablo's which has 80's night on Thursday night, and a bachelorette party is there as well! Unfortunately the bride looked like she got kicked in the face, one of her bridesmaids must have been a speed freak 'cuz her teeth were all falling out, and were in general the hickiest looking woman I have ever seen. On e of the members of the bachelorette party is this very large, scary woman wearing a skin tight blach dress. She was dancing very provacatively with all of us, which none of us found amusing in the least. She was sticking her tounge in our ears, shakinfg her booty right in our crotches. She even got up on Jack and was sticking her tounge in his ear. I found out later she told him she would...hhmmm, how should I politely say this...perform her services for us ALL for $400....WTF. GRRROOOOOOSSSSSSS! Then Karl, the shit disturber, thinks hey, well we can't have any strippers, so I might as well get my friend spanked, so I approach the bechelorette party(btw, I have NOT been grossed out at this point, not reallizing how scanky these woman really are) and get the entire bachelorette party to spank my friend Matt, who COMPLETELY freaks out, and storms out of the bar. He like to get up on a moral high horse, and ruins a lot of the fun for the rest of us, so it pisses the best man Jon Szoke(which some of you know)off, and a HUGE fight match ensues outside. Meanwhile in Karl land... So I'm left alone in the bar at a bachelor party, so I'm a bit drunk, and their playing 80's music, and there are a couple of nice looking women in there now that the bachelorette party, I don't have to worry about my buttocks being violated while dancing from a nasty skank, I of course start dancing. Next you you know I'm kickin' it a the bar with a smokin' redhead named Jen who is super cool, but ends up having a boyfriend. She kicks it with me for a while(I was buying drinks, go figure), but she ends up taking off. I end up flirting with a brunette right after that, and she can really dance, I buy us a couple of shots, and she ends up being the club owners girlfriend. Talk about getting worked. Well...I've got to crash, getting up at 6am to come back to SC... Will post some more Oregon misadventures in the days to come... (Comment on this)
5:45 pm	Oregon trip's/Folk's house both done... Well I just got back yesterday from Oregon where i went to one of my best friend from High school's wedding. I was looking pretty debonair in the tux that he had chosen for the wedding party, where I was the groomsman after the best-man(ladies, does that actually mean anything?). I have to say I'm so happy that this trip is over, and at the same time, I met a VERY interesting woman at the weding. Let me explain.... Well, you all know how religious I am. Agnostic, right...well, Julie, my friends bride, now she and her entire family are all devote Baptists. My friend Matt has always been a paranoid freak about any of his old friends offending her or her family, which as you can imagine is not a difficult thing to do. That he was making myself the same way. Watching everything you say, how you act...especially when it's not who you are at all...is very difficult. Eddie(I think that's how you spell it) is a total tea-totaller, believing alcohol to be of the greatest sins, so we couldn't even discuss alcohol or parties around this woman...which of course the groom was doing! On to the Bachelor parties... We were forbidden to get any sort of strippers before we had even gotten there, as both Julie and Matt had agreeed. Well, her Batchelorette party had been the night my friend Bill and I arrived in Eugene...Tuesday, and she immediately broke the news to Matt the next day. We, the groomsman, were of course ecstatic 'cuz in our mind that gave us a free license to do what we wanted at his Batchelor party. Well, we immediately went to an establishment named Shackers to peruse our available resourses...6 hours, $100 poorer, drunk Karl leaves said esablishment, smile on face...those places are a LOT cheaper in Oregon. We had also achieved our mission and had secured the ladies Skittles, Tammy and Desire for the next evening...more on that later. OK..my parents are making me eat dinner...I'll finish the stories in about an hour... (Comment on this)
Thursday, July 15th, 2004
6:54 pm	Well now!! I'm hanging out with ac_24, being beaten by a bat by his boy, dodging Aidan's golfballs he's throwing around while he hits his Dad in the shin with a hockeystick. So he talked me into talking this quiz so here we go: "Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You? " Teastaioinn cineal uaim Teastaioinn cineal uaim - 'I want sex.'Horny little bugger, aren't you? You enjoy porn and being naked. Hell, you're probably naked right now. Both hands on the keyboard, you pervert! Hmmmmm, that's non-practicing mind you... ;) Current Mood: amused (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 14th, 2004
1:56 pm	So here's my first posting, just got done with another of my wonderful rehab groups that I have to go to, and was berated by a large woman for suggesting that perhaps men don't always have to pay for dates. That ended in a 15 minute one sided conversation. The bbq at my house on sunday was most powerful. Phylo, Gabo, Aaron, and Gabe's cousin all did a dine 'n dash, staying for about an hour. The rest of us ate a bunch of spicy German sausages, and drank a good quality of beer. The night ended with Andrea, Stevo and I watching Roger Moore Bond movies, making fun of them while being talking Monkey's. btw, Mr. Glass, I've heard that I managed to frighten YOU with the pics from the last war we went to, I found that hard to believe. Current Mood: complacent Current Music: None, at library (1 Comment |Comment on this)